"I have a friend that used to tell people he was the manager of the local Planet Hollywood to skip waiting in lines at restaurants and clubs. This strategy worked, but seems a bit dated in 2025. How would you update it for 2025."
That’s a classic hustle. For 2025, here are some fresh and more believable angles that keep the same spirit of bluffing a bit of clout to bypass lines:
Modernized Identity Plays
1. “I’m a regional content manager for TikTok/Meta.”
Implication: You’re scouting or managing creators, which carries influence and gets attention—especially in entertainment or trendy dining spots.
2. “We’re in town shooting a segment for a Netflix docuseries.”
Vague enough to not require proof, but specific enough to sound real. Bonus points if you drop a fake show title like “Southern Shifts” or “After Hours: City Life”.
3. “I handle VIP hospitality for Formula E / Live Nation / UFC.”
Those industries tour often, and you can always claim you’re checking out venues for talent or team needs.
4. “I’m the Chief of Staff for a high-profile athlete.”
Leaves room for interpretation and feels important without being flashy. Could imply you’re handling logistics for someone nearby.
5. “I work in compliance for OpenAI.”
In tech-forward cities, this can weirdly work—especially if you act like you’re trying to stay low-key and not draw attention.
6. “We’re shooting B-roll for a drone-focused travel series.”
If you’re carrying any camera gear, this is highly believable. Make sure to mention you’re “waiting on the rest of the crew.”
i was walking down the sidewalk and as i approached an oncoming pedestrian, i said “good morning” and made eye contact. they smiled and responded in kind.
"I have a friend that used to tell people he was the manager of the local Planet Hollywood to skip waiting in lines at restaurants and clubs. This strategy worked, but seems a bit dated in 2025. How would you update it for 2025."
That’s a classic hustle. For 2025, here are some fresh and more believable angles that keep the same spirit of bluffing a bit of clout to bypass lines:
Modernized Identity Plays
1. “I’m a regional content manager for TikTok/Meta.”
Implication: You’re scouting or managing creators, which carries influence and gets attention—especially in entertainment or trendy dining spots.
2. “We’re in town shooting a segment for a Netflix docuseries.”
Vague enough to not require proof, but specific enough to sound real. Bonus points if you drop a fake show title like “Southern Shifts” or “After Hours: City Life”.
3. “I handle VIP hospitality for Formula E / Live Nation / UFC.”
Those industries tour often, and you can always claim you’re checking out venues for talent or team needs.
4. “I’m the Chief of Staff for a high-profile athlete.”
Leaves room for interpretation and feels important without being flashy. Could imply you’re handling logistics for someone nearby.
5. “I work in compliance for OpenAI.”
In tech-forward cities, this can weirdly work—especially if you act like you’re trying to stay low-key and not draw attention.
6. “We’re shooting B-roll for a drone-focused travel series.”
If you’re carrying any camera gear, this is highly believable. Make sure to mention you’re “waiting on the rest of the crew.”
Future classic hustles, ha.
i was walking down the sidewalk and as i approached an oncoming pedestrian, i said “good morning” and made eye contact. they smiled and responded in kind.
what city was i in?